Words of Wisdom 

Love is being stupid together

Behind every good man is a good woman and behind her is another man looking at her ass!!

remember its not "how high are you" its "hi, how are you"

if you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen.

fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked. HE HE ; ) ; )

I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.

One day you'll find yourself......and wish you wouldnt have.

i'm not in denial...........i'm nowhere near Egypt.

If Barbies so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?
 
I like work. it fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Everybody is somebody elses weirdo.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.