Words of Wisdom
*Git-R-Done
*If you aint first your last
*If your up to your nose in shi*t keep your mouth shut
*U must have been goin fast cause i was haulin ass wen i past u
*Bar it until u see god. THEN BRAKE
*The surgion general never said anything bad about smoking fords
*If ur sled cant walk on water, stay on the beach
*Firefighting is like sex. Size, Equipment, and Technique are very important.
*If earnhart jr. sucks, Gordon swallows
*If guns cause crimes, Matches cause arsons
*Keep honkin, im reloaden
*get in, sit down, shutup, and hold on
*If its too loud, your too old
*I think my drinking team has a tractor pulling problem
*Theres 50,000 batterd women, and all this time weeve been eaten um plain
*Fishing is like sex, the less u get the more u lie
*drive it like u stole it.
*Findem Hot. Leavem wet
*Second Place is the first looser
*Sucken Gas and Haulen ass
*Its better to burp and taste it, then fart and waist it
*Follow me, ill pull u out
*Dont follow me, u wont make it
*If it aint big enough, keep playen with it
*No Hill to steep No ditch to deep
*If u got the nuts, follow my ruts
*Lift it,Fat chicks cant jump
*Rehab is for quitters
*Loud pipes save lives
*Have u ran over a ford lately?
*Sender
*Follow me at your own risk
*Dont worry, ive only had 12 Beers
*Danger, watch for flying beer cans
*Danger, Driver has huge testicles
*My other truck is a gas guzzler too. BLOW ME!!
*People that think they know it all annoy us people that do
*Live like a dog, if u can eat it, and screw it, piss on it
*Dont worry, two wheels are still on the ground
*Too Much of a good thing is a good thing
*Remember, ur still gonna die
*If u dont like the way ima liven, ya jus leave this long haird country boy alone
