About Me
I think people fav quotes say alot about themselves. So here are mine I guessh. Plus I just have nothing else to put here lol.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire"
"Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any"
"No one is listening until you fart."
"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."
"Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield."
"Don't worry it only seems kinky the first time"
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butts ... then things get worse ."
"The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed!"
