.x.My friends always told me you wood make me cry my friends always told me that all ud do was lie my friends always told me ud find sum 1 new but my friends never told me that i wood always want you!.x.
.x.2 the world ur just 1 person but 2 me ur the world!.x.
.x.1 night i lay awake n matched each star with a reason i love u and i was doing great untill i ran out of stars!.x.
.x.im the girl ur mum warned u about.x.
.x.1 2 Rangers crew cumn thro!.x.
.x.I like ur style i like ur Class but most of all i like ur ass!.x.
Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend
.x.im not supposed 2 luv u, im not supposed 2 care, im not supposed 2 spend my life wishing u were there, im not supposed 2 wonder where u r or what u do, but i guess thts just what happens when, im in love with u!.x.
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
.x.im a bitch n iv got class mess with me n ill kick ur ass so all u folk tht think ur cool just remember bitches rule!.x.
.x.im a cutie what a Bootie!.x.
.x.A real friend walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out!.x.
.x.no guy is worth crying over but when you find one who is he wont make you cry!.x.
.x.I love u more 2 day then yesterday but 2 moro i will luv u more!.x.(aww naww!lol)
.x.If u louve sum1 let them go if they dnt cum bck they wer never yours but if they do they always were.x.
God made coke god made pepsi god made DANNY so damn sexy
.x.The hardest thing to do is to watch the one u luv luv some1 else!.x.
.x. if ur gna kiss me dont be sassy us ur tung n make it nasty!.x.
He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new
.x.Roses r Red Violets r Blue
im in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought i cried
but all you were was jus anuva guy
You told your friends that i was a trick
I told mine you had a weak dick
I said I loved you
You thought it was true
But guess what baby!
You got played too!.x.
.x.You laff b-coz im different I laff b-coz uz r all the same!.x.
-Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow... in the morning my pillow was gone
Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL
-The worst part of walking away from you is knowing you won't come running after me
I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear
-Love is when you don't want to go to sleep coz reality is better than a dream
PICK UP LINES DON'T FCKING WORK...
-Look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do
If kisses were raindrops, i'll send u a shower,
If Hugs Were seconds, i'll send u an hour,
If smiles were waves i'll send u da sea,
If Love was a person i'll send u 2me
-If all the boys lived over the sea, what a good swimmer I would be
-Don't like my attitute?... call 1800 KISS MY ASS
."ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"
-Don't like my drivin?... get off da footpath
."im lost which way 2 ur house?"
-The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please
-Life is not a garden so stop being a hoe
-Shake it once, thats fine; shake it twice, thats ok; shake it 3 times and ur playing with urself again
-Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and w8
-Kisses have germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated
-Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past ya again? Or should I bite
-If mirrors could talk, ur's would be laughing
-Go fetch an ice-cream from Mr Whippy
-Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars, then I realised where the hell is my ceiling?
-Last night I was matchin each star to a reason why I love u... I was doin alright till i ran outa starrrr
-I climed da door, shut the stairs, said my pyjamas, hopped into my prayers, turned off the bed, got into the light, all coz u said goodnight.
-You can fall from da sky, you can fall from da tree, but da best way 2 fall is in love (l) with me
-Roses r red, violets r blue, orlando is hot, and so r u
-(k) A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but hunnie u can kiss my ass(k)
-Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore clues?
-Ur not worth my tears, ur not worth da heartache, I don't no y I give u da time, ur not orth da pain, ur not worth da emptiness, I don't no y but I wish u were mine
-Cats have 9 lives, humans have 1, mess wiv me an u'll have none
-Should I smile coz were frends, or cry coz dats all we'll ever b
-God made grass, god made trees, god made u... but we all make mistakes sumtimes
-Nuthin is more painful then realisin he meant everythin 2 u, u meant nothin 2 him..
-Its hard 2 tell ur mind 2 stop lovin (l) sum1 wen ur heart still does
-U laugh because im different i laugh because you're all the same
-Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
-If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
-A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
-Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge
-Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In
Your Presence That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely,
Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You
-Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
-Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?
-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
-It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog
-To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
-whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
-would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?
-DONT wish UPON A STAR, REACH FOR ONE
-God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece
-It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it
-I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
-Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
-If u need space join NASA baby
-Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film
-Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and i'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush
-I want you... to go away
-If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.
-Since nobody's perfect, I guess I'm nobody.
-I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, and I always will
-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
-They say kissing is the language of love...care to indulge in a little convo?
-When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
-No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair
-If you love your man set him free...if he dont come back u know hes with me
- If u drink drive ur a bloody idiot if u make it home ur a bloody legend
-If you can't say anythin nice... come join us
- The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one
-Hey (name here) I love you but, one problem...you don't love me
-if u were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name u the McVery Sexy.
-y is it EVERY1 thinks we're perfect 4 each other but ur da only 1 hu cant c dat?
-Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
-I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
-Any guy who can put up wiv my shi*t deserves an award
-You’re a bitch on all days that end wiv y
-Don't drink water, fish have sex in it
-Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
-u can pick your frends, u can pick ur nose, but u cant pick ur frends nose
- If you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous
-They say milk does the body good, DAMN how much did u drink?
-I’m trying to see things from ur point of view… but I can’t get my head that far up my ASS
-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
-When French people swear do they say excuse the English?
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-I like ur style, I like ur class, but most of all I like ur ass
-I luv (name), yes I do, he’s for me and not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash ur face
-I heard “gullible” was taken out of the dictionary
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
-If you tell a man that there are 30 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him the park bench was just painted, he’ll have to touch it to be sure
-The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana
-I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you
-Can I Have A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
-Close my eyes i count 2 ten, hope u love me when I open them
-At Least Be There To Dry My Tears If You’re Gonna Make Me Cry
-Everybody Needs That Somebody, You Could Be That Somebody That Someone Needs
-Never Kiss behind The Garden Gate, Love Is Blind, But The Neighbours Aint
-If money doesn’t grow on trees, then y do banks have branches?
-I Can Be The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You, But You’ll Never Know Unless You Give Me A Chance
-If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard
-Why is it that when you're little your parents teach you how to walk and talk, but when you're older they tell you to sit down and shut up?
-They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles
-ur jealousy is my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper
-When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
-Cry your heart out, let it all go, cuz after every tear theres a rainbow
-I loved you once ... you loved me not...I loved you twice...but I forgot......you never loved me ..you never will... but even so...I love you still
-BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap
-The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there? Orange you a lil shy to answer??
-Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her pill and now they have a son
-Love is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination, to increase population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation, or do u need a demonstration???
-sum guys say suck but i say im sorry ive been told its dangerous to put small objects in my mouth
-I want to write something to you........."n ssw ".............. You might wanna turn it upside down
-i wish I was a little girl again...scraped knees heal faster than broken hearts
-I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that
would be suicide
-When I die bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS
-I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I feel and you still wouldn't understand...So now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground
-B4 U Criticise Sum1 U Should Walk A Mile In Their Shooz
That Way When U Criticize Them, U R A Mile Away From Them And U Hav Their Shooz
-I’m Not Online
The Computer Is Lying 2 U
-Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be
-If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..
-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more...
-You dont see men u dont need men u dont love me the way I wish u wouldThe way I know u could
-If all guys were as hot as you earth would be heaven
-Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up
-Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly
-Im falling for you ... please catch me
-Make a person happy… go away
-I don’t need your attitude I have my own
-Jealousy is a terrible disease…get well soon
