[font=Comic Sans MS]COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER!!!
1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping
why wait?
2)thou shall not do drugz
alcohol lasts longer
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart
walmart has a bigger selection
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism
destruction has a bigger effect
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents
every one knows grandma has more money
6)thou shall not get in fights
just start them
7)thou shall not skip class
just take the whole day off
8)thou shall not strip in class
hooters pays more
9)thou shall not think about having sex
as nike sayz just do it
10)thou shall not help old ladies across the street
just leave them in the middle!
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