Words of Wisdom
a fact has scarcely happened five minutes before its genuine kernel has vanished, been camouflaged, embellished, disfigured, squashed, annihilated by imagination and self-interest; shame, fear, generosity, malice, opportunism, charity, all the passions, good as well as evil, fling themselves onto the fact and tear it to pieces; very soon it has vanished altogether
Forget Perfect, I'm just trying to not be worthless.
I'm not fred flintstone, but i'm gonna make your bed rock
Would it be ok, If I took your breath away?
"SHUT UP!!! Go find a nipple." Master Shake
Dont play stupid with me, I'm better at it
"Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin
With out you every thing falls apart, with out you its not as much fun to pick up the pieces
Be Happy...cause karma's a bitch
Real friends dont bail you out of jail, real friends are sitting next to you saying that was f*ck*ng awesome
Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now
Everything is cute until it bites your weiner.
