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Friday, January 07, 2005
This will warm your heart, just when you have lost faith in human
kindness:

This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary
school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An older lady had
received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to
say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today!



Dear Faculty and Students:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for
the Aged.

All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to
know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an
old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this
one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot
of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she
could listen to mine, and I said f*ck you.
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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Monday, January 03, 2005
How are you feeling?

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,' asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the Lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.


However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?" "Now what the hell would you say?"

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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Tuesday, December 21, 2004
It's strange to hear your voice
I did not expect for you to call
You wonder how I'm doin
How I'm holdin up
Since you did me wrong

(chorus)
Well how am I doin' since you did what you done to me?
I can't lie I sometimes cry when I think of how it used to be
I keep my friends with me, I stay busy and I don't get much sleep
Baby, that's how I'm doin since you did what you done to me

Well now wait one minute, I
Failed to mention
Those tears I cried, are tears of joy
Cause' it was no fun there
Under your thumb and
Now that we're done I'm
Gettin' ride every night
With every single ever-lovin' girl in sight, so

(chorus)

Well when all my friends heard what a
You know what you were they
Took me out on the town
But then I heard our song and
I dance along but
It felt all wrong cause'
She was sweet, she let me lead
She never took her ever-lovin' eyes off me so

(chorus)

Well I don't know what you were thinkin'
Runnin' round on me
Now you say you're sorry
Well honey I agree...so

How are you doin' since you did
What you done to me
Girl don't lie you know you cry
Cause' you know how good it used to be
Yeah, tell me does the thought of
Losin' my true love make it hard to sleep, baby
How are you doin' since you did
What you done to me

Yeah how are you doin', now that you know
How I'm doin since you did
What you done to me


Aint that just a good song?
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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Monday, December 20, 2004
Callin all girlfriends, spring break weekend,
Meetin at the Taxaco.
Wine coolers, six packs, cigarettes and tic-tacs,
Fill it up and hit the road.
Passin around the Cosmo, wearin out the cell phone,
Make it to the beach by ten.
Flip flops and lip gloss, bikini tops and cut offs,
Baby let the games begin.

(Chorus)
Girls gone wild, reality TV style,
Just miles and miles of those girls gone wild.
Breakin hearts usin daddy's credit card,
Momma hollers stop that child,
Don't you know the girls gone wild.

They're lookin real pretty down in Panama City,
They're dancin down in New Orleans,
Cancun, Cozumel, gettin down an raisin hell,
Livin every bad boy's dream,
Viva Las Vegas, gettin outrageous,
Crusin down the L.A. strip,
They loaded in a limo hangin out the window,
Let's wind it up and let it rip!

(Chorus)
Girls gone wild, reality TV style,
Just miles and miles of those girls gone wild.
Breakin hearts usin daddy's credit card,
Momma hollers stop that child,
Don't you know the girls gone wild.

Girls girls girls gone wild. (girls girls girls gone wild)
Girls girls girls gone wild.

Sally sue and Tamera, smillin for the camera.
Dolla met a doctor from LSU.
Alli Ann and Amy went a little crazy.
Ridin home sittin on a new tattoo.

(Chorus)
Girls gone wild, reality TV style,
Just miles and miles of those girls gone wild.
Breakin hearts usin daddy's credit card,
Momma hollers stop that child,
Don't you know that girls gone wild.

Girls girls girls gone wild. (girls girls girls gone wild)
Girls girls girls gone wild.

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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Saturday, December 18, 2004
I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it any where
Away from here

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you can not hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, Louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think i might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbyes
I nearly do

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you can not hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, Louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

Slower, slower
We don't have time for that
All I want's to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart, my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if its just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you can not hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Friday, December 17, 2004
I'm falling apart.....I see my whole life crumbling right underneith my nose......I love you Lauren sorry I got pissed at you.....I'm just sick of our relationship reminding me of the one I had with Heather, because thats all its been doing the past 2 weeks :'(


Tim B.
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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM

Thursday, December 16, 2004
Time goes by
The world goes on
The pain lingers
The memories remain forever

I'll love you for always and forever.
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Published by crazzy_cue_killer2504901: 2:00 AM


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