Words of Wisdom 

"Two words that guys hate...don’t & stop...unless you put them together"

"never give less than your best"

"Just because your not a star, doesn't mean people don't know who you are"

"Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!"

"If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius ?!"

"Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with..."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose."

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man staring at her ass."

"I don't expect perfection, i just want it done right."

"Life isn't measured by the number of times you breathe, but the number of times that take your breath away."

"Sex is Not the Answer ... Sex is the Question ... Yes is the Answer..."