Words of Wisdom 

"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine,
into your brain, and
that's where you get sh*tty ideas from."

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

If you love something, set it free
if it returns to you, its yours forever;
if it doesn't, it never was.

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Im Here without u baby..but ur still on my lonley mind i think about u baby and i dream about u all the time!! :'(