For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

 

Bwahaha!

l_lexy_l: God my eye is like a  leaky vagina.

l_lexy_l: All sticky and wet.

Okay around 9:45am I get a phone call, not something I'm used to getting so damn early in the day. It's that Navy. I do not, will not ever want to join the Navy or anyother type of military. I simply value my life too much. But anyways. Who the f*ck calls at 9:45am on a f*cking Saturday?! He asked me a few basic questions which I should've lied to, but I was simply too tired to think of that.  He asked me about my criminal record, health problems, drug habits and what school I go to. I should've told him I was dependent on coke.

 

Bah, you Navy bastard who woke me up! DAMN YOU!

Trevenrockon_snowboard: sh*t i wish u live in idaho
RedNeck_Woman: why so i can be a hoe
RedNeck_Woman: lmao
l_lexy_l: But you already are one.
l_lexy_l: Oohhhh!
l_lexy_l: Classic!
RedNeck_Woman: f*ck u
l_lexy_l: Victory!