Words of Wisdom 

1.Kids in the backseat cause acccidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids
2.Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it
3.Ass, gas or grass nobody rides for free.
4.This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron
5.This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet.
6.Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
7.Faster than a speeding ticket.
8.FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
9.This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
10.Adults are just kids with money.
11.Keep honking, I am reloading!.
12.Never eat more than you can lift.
13.Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
14.Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
15.If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
16.Look out! Behind you!
17.A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.