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shi*tty ride

when for a ride about 2 weeks ago. did 14 km's and screwd up my sled...need crank bearing piston rings and have go get it board out.....not bad for a first ride

By: jeremysavard666

12/19/2007 | 392 views

horrible weekend

this all started on satuday when me and my good friend zac dicided to go for a ride on lake kipawa.....zac just got his sled put back together after blowing the motor in it......well this was his first ride of the season really....so where rippen down the lake kinda taking it easy cuz he's breaking in the new motor but its really slushy so where riding the sleds a little bit harder then ur spose to on break in....anyways out of no where his sled just dies....we thoght for sure it had blown again....but as luck would have it, the sled just burned a plug...after this we dicide to go back to my camp incase somthing else where to happen...on the way back i hit this big ass snow drift out of no where and it launches me off the sled breaking my electric visor hook up ( donno how to spell it)......so i get back up a lil messed up not knowing wut happen.....so i get back on my sled and get to my camp......///now its sunday morning..... i wake up early to the sound of my cell phone riging....its my buddy bino he called to tell me he'l be up to my camp soon so we can go skidooing......after about half and hour waiting he shows up ready to go skidooing....where out on the lake close to the shore line and i spot a big hump of snow so i race over to it to try and jump it...well it endid up by being a big rock and i hit it hard....i fly over the bars and land in the snow on the other side.....i unaligned my sled a little bit but it was still ok to ride so i get back on it and start riding again..well after about 15 minuts im taking this nice jump just playing around then sunddenly i feel somthing wrong with my skidoo..i look down at my running board to find them bent to beat f*ck....from all the jumping i was doing it really bent them like hell....so now i have a bent running board.....unaligned frame...and a broken visor hook up.....not to bad for one weekend

By: jeremysavard666

3/13/2007 | 478 views

Her Bad!!!!

ok i was riding down the street and my friend was driving and it was icy so we were slidin around and she hit the brake and we slid and then we hit soft snow and we tipped the machine and then she was all parinoid and then we laughed about it!!!!! hahahaha

By: Sledneck_chick81

2/18/2007 | 462 views

The Sign

I was riding on a trail at Eureka and it was dark and i was just going along. i for got about the sign up ahead and i was going like 30 mph maby less and i for got that this was the sign that you go in between not around and i was on the side of the hill and i thought this dont seem right so with out thinking i ran riht in to it. i flew off my sled and rolled over the top of the sled, broke my wind shild, bent the handek bars and bent my skis. i passed out fer like a few seconds i guess but it seemed longer and when i got my mind stright i looked up and all my buddies were standing aroun lagfing at me but Sally as the little gurl she is was cyin and my boyfriend Sean was trying not to cry. and the ride back wes hella hard cuz i had to keep my handle bars a sertin way to keep the skis stright and not ent up over the edge. and when we got to the cabin i was cryin cuz my ribs hurt so bad and so we went back into anchorage at 4 in the morning to find out that i broke 7 of my ribs and was able to walk thou but im ok now and every thing is allll gooood

later

By: Sledneck_chick81

2/5/2007 | 474 views

rippen up the lake

me and bino dicide to go rippen again this sunday that just passed....so our first place to try and ride was this old highway....as luck would have it we where the first on it and where hitting rocks everywhere.....not the funnest thing lol.....so we turn around and head back to the truck...on our way back i can hear a clunking coming from my skidoo but it whent away after a while so i made nothing of it...so we get to the truck and load up the sled and drive up to kipawa lake québec......we unload our sleds and start rippen across the lake playing around on the snowdrifts and shi*t.....well we stop for a lil break....as im looking around i see some people just skidooing around real slow so i jump on my sled and hit the throttle......im running my sled at about half throttle ( about 120 kmh) now and im cathing up to them...as i get closer i dicide i was gonna do a fly by ( just rip by them to scare the shi*t out of them)....now i got the thorttle to the bar and she's just screaming away......im almost right behind them by now when i hear the clunking again so i back of a lil bit only to put it back to the bar for some stupid reason..well after i do that the clunk changes into this horrible sounds....scaring the shi*t out of me i hit the kill switch not knowing wut the f*ck just happend...so i get off and open up the hood to find my belt shredded to about 1 billion damn peices.......its scatered all over the place......the bigist peice of belt i can find is about 1 inch by 1 inch lol......the impact of the belt shredding put a bunch of dents in my clutch gard and it was a big pain in the ass to clean out lol....

By: jeremysavard666

1/31/2007 | 515 views

best day of my life

this happend 2 weeks a go.......me and my buddy bino dicide to take a lil ride down to the big town of mattawa ontario....on our way there we found ourselfs to be a litte lost....ended up by taking the wrong turn and endid up by cirlcing around for like 2 hours lol....anyways after we solved that problem we get to mattawa call up my buddy matt see wuts going on see if he wants to go for a lil ripp but his brothers g.f has his sled.....well theres problem # 2 lol..well after me and bino go eat at the subway we dicide to go visit matt anyways....so we get to his house and where trying to get this old puma 340 to run so we can go ripp but she dont want to go lol....so matt invites us inside to warm up a lil bit.....after about 1 hour me and bino dicide its time to go...as where walking out the door there comes a sign of relif its matts bro and his g.f with matts purple turtle ( formula 3 700)......so we endid up by being able to go for a ripp...found some nice sand pits to f*ck around in......also found a hill from hell to climb lol......anyways that was my day in mattawa

By: jeremysavard666

1/31/2007 | 569 views

low rider

So there i was 15 years old with a 1995 Polaris XCR 600 Triple which weighed about 2 tons. It was the first snow of the season which was only about 3 inches, i got excited and needed to ride that nite. Our local school yard had a huge hill which was at about a 45 degree angle and was about 50 feet from the base to the top. I decided to jump it going from the bottom of the hill to the top and see how high i could go, and holy shi*t i went about 8 feet in the air..prety high for a beginner. So then my smart ass decided to jump from the top of the hill to the bottom, so i was cruisin along at a good 20mph and swoosh there i go flying down the hill parallel to the ground thinking the whole time "holy shi*t this is gonna hurt".....bam! i hit the ground, my face goes right into the windshield and i fall off the sled. next thing i know my sled is 100 yards away and dead to life. i stumble over to it with my hand covering my chin as it is coverd in blood. I check the sled out and the entire suspension was shuved back up into the belly and the nose was about 6 inches from the ground, the shocks and springs where shot and i had no front suspension. i start the sled up after about 10 pulls and drove it home. i ended up gettin 5 stitches in my chin as it went through my windshield on impact. the next morning i check my sled out and it was all tore up...looked prety sweet because it was such a lowrider...needless to say i said screw the tank and got a new sled a week later. so lesson's learned...never jump ur old tank of a sled off a huge hill when there's only 3 inches of snow, unless u want a lowrider.

By: uhley7

11/26/2006 | 430 views

jumping the harcourt

well when i was young me and my bud eric and sara and my cuz russ where wizing around on our little 250 yamaha bravos we rid up to lake cahrly gorges to go off this like 20 foot rock and we where having a blast when we got there then ecic the dumb ass diceds to do a freakin nothing and it was so god damm funny hes sleds tips he gose flying smokes the ground we got it on tape he has snow all throught hes helmet the dravo was fine but it was so haliours

Then we went up to the stone pit to do some jumping and climbing and sara hits this jump that runs the telephone pole and gose over the bars then i came over and put my sled up on the bak of hers then eric the shi*t hole f@#%ing drives his sled in to me and pluged hes sled and its was destroyed so we where scwed well eric was so then some guys on there poliars and towed eric bak to the cottage man those where good times

By: michele56

8/9/2006 | 442 views

Edge X Bad Luck

alright here i was and i seen my homie landon cruseing i had my old edge 550 this was about 2 or 3 years ago....so i was new to jumpin ....he kept on bugging me to hit this jump...so it was only about 25 to 30 ft long....so i was hittin about 35 to 40 miles. and over jumped it about 10 to 15 ft...landed back to front..fell off in deep pain got about 13 ft high and my carbs came off and i got towed home.

alright me and my friend tim was cruseing on my edge and we were behind the school and barrow blows hella wind so piled up snow hard frozen ass..so there was a huge ditch next to a generator thing and fell in about 15 ft couldent see good because it was pretty windy i tryed to turn but my edge had no skegs and i hit my head f*cking hard on the genorator thing hard and nearly knocked out...and had a hard time takeing it out..

Edge X's are only good for falling off Edges...

By: pro_x_800

3/10/2006 | 477 views

Sweetest 3 or 4 seconds of ...

So I finnaly got a new sled about 6 days ago. I have been laid up at my house for two days now. I put 300 miles omn a brand new 06' 800 renegade. It was the best riding of the year. The snow was at least 4 feet deep of just powder for the first day. The second day it was close to the same but it was raining so it was a little wet. The whole time i was lookin for the perfect jump. For the backflip. The third day was the same as the second day Way fun. On the fourth day We went about thirty miles away to the next town up and went sleddin with some old friends. They ride way harder than The people i was riding with. So they could keep up with me. We were hittin huge jumps, Doin big drop offs, It was fun. There wasnt as much snow there though. Anyway i spotted the (Perfect Jump) For the backflip. After my friends were recovering from there wrecks. They all circled around me and killed their sleds like they were waiting for something. I sat there on the runway of the jump for two minuets. Finnally i grew the balls and said screw it if i dont make it it will at least look cool. So i Held it to the handlbar and hit the jump. Im rotating good and still headed up, I just start to see my lajnding and. My hand slippes off the throttle. I stop rotating. I bailed, hit the ground and looked up just as my sled came down right on top of me. It couldnt have gone any worse. I put my legs up and kicked it away from me. I heard all my friends sleds start up and come racing over to me. I thought i was fine. Ready to do it again. With more speed and a better grip on the throttle. I sat down for a minuete reviewing it with my friends. The fist thing i said was Did it look cool? They all agreed it was the coolest thing they ever seen. All the sudden i felt hurt. I couldnt walk. I thiought my anklesd were busted. I pulled my pant leg up and looked at them both. They were Huge. I knew i was done riding for a while. I have two sprained ankles now but Somehow it was worth it to me. Oh and the sled got a broken dash and headlight out of the deal. Good thing a Rev has the same headlight as a ZX chassis.

By: mountain_doo

2/17/2006 | 471 views

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