Words of Wisdom
hold my beer and watch this!
Ten little Indians going out to dine;
One went and choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Indian boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Indian boys traveling to Devon;
One got left behind and then there were seven.
Seven little Indian boys gathering up sticks;
One chopped himself in half and then there were six.
Six little Indian boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Indian boys going in for law;
One got in chancery and
Then there were four.
Four little Indian boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Indian boys walking to the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two little Indians playing with a gun;
One shot the other and then there was one.
One little Indian boy left all alone;
He went and hanged himself
...and then there were none.
