my random shi*t that i write sometimes
Now i have eaten lasagne i realize my last blog was shi*t.
i mean what the hell is a pirate ninja anyway?
how embarrasing
 I am a pirate ninja, at my dojo i teach normal people to do pirate ninja things!!!
YOU NEED ME IF YOU CANT DO THESE THINGS
1. stand against a wall UNdetected
2. roll under things holding a cutlass
3. shiver timbers
i will teach you to stand against walls undetected.
remember ....
Ninjas – They don’t speak. Ever
Pirates – Look for treasure.
use....
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
holy shi*t.
i have just had the most full on day, i finally finished this movie i wrote,.... its taken 10 weeks, from start to finish. and now its finally done. so many people have helped and its been rad but fuuuuuck...stress? yes. im not down with being stressed out, i spose its a state of mind, but even when im relaxed i find something to stress out abbout. its ridiculous. i cant relax....basketcase alert.
anyways saaaaa'll good
I'm having the day from hell,
It was all going so well (before you came)
And you told me you needed space,
With a kiss on the side my face (not again)
And not to mention (the tears, i shed)
But I should have kicked your (ass instead)
I need intervention
Attention to stop temptation to scream
Cuz baby
Everything is f'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No
Don't know where I parked my car
Don't know who my real friends are (anymore)
I put my faith in you
What a stupid thing to do (when it rains it pours)
And not to mention (I drank too much)
I'm feeling hung over (and out of touch)
I need intervention
Attention to stop temptation to scream
Cuz baby
Everything is ef'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No
Can it be easier?
Can I just change my life?
Cause it just seems to go bad everytime
Will I be mending?
another one ending once again
Everything is ef'ed up straight from the heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart
Gotta pick myself up where do I start
Cuz I can't turn to you when it all falls apart
No [x2]
f*ckthis shi*t HOW DO YOU CHANGE FONT ON THIS FAG COMPUTER f*ckIN THING SHEEEEZUZ
f u c k. thats a great way to start. i cant seem to change font on this...and i want spaces but its not happening. i want to say something profound but all i can think of is a motorcyle dealership that i drove past ...their slogan i " we sell freedom" thats not very profound. http://www.bradalbrecht.id.au/photos/i need to save this here, you can look if you want but it wonty be very fun for anyone who isnt me
Soul Meets Body
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I want to live where soul meets body
And let the sun wrap its arms around me
And bathe my skin in water cool and cleansing
And feel, feel what its like to be new
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Cause in my head there's a greyhound station
Where I send my thoughts to far off destinations
So they may have a chance of finding a place
where they're far more suited than here
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I cannot guess what we'll discover
Between the dirt with our palms cut like shovels
But I know our filthy hand can wash one another's
And not one speck will remain
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I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
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Where soul meets body
Where soul meets body
Where soul meets body
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I do believe it's true
That there are holes left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
I AM LICKING THE CANDLE!!!!!
i had a fun weekend, but almost got fricken killed in a car stack...long story i spose.
tell it later
Thursday, February 09, 2006
omg i busy and i hate
if you have left me a message and i have not replied sorry...my f*cking computer broke and i have not got the internet and the only f*cking internet cafe is like 5 bucks for 30 mins...
i am in a bad mood.
i found this website in nz that has jobs...buit do think there are any? no!...faaark i cant believe how pissed off i am getting
CENTRELINK...now that is one f*cked up government scheme, i mean really! i now know why they are here ....not to pay unemployed people to be lazy...but to piss them off so much that they would rather get a job than have to deal with those f*ckwits...
i shouldnt be so grumpy. i mean look at the bright side.........
or i could NOT.
SAR DOGG IS MOVING IN WITH ME YAY!!!! thats a bright side
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Pants Trousers Leiderhosen
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
chyneeeee is going to pose in byron... i will be posing in coffs, COFFS..what the hell does anyone do there??? pose on street corners? in the cbd? where?? i keep on seeing the word "horse" everywhere...and i dont understand why... Quotes This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
Oh No! It's Baron Von Once Bad Then Good Now Bad Again Beaver! I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
It is no longer christmas...YESSSSSSSSSSSS But it is 37degrees and i just cracked open an icy cold beer..hmmm all im missing is some thongs, a blue singlet, stubbie shorts, a ute, a sheila, ciggies, a dog and bonnie doon. sighhhh, maybe one day. Morningside 4 life
Sunday, December 18, 2005
 Jeff Da Maori Morningside 4 life Whats with mob mentality and the sheep like nature of human beings?
Sunday, November 27, 2005
OK the joke is over now, come back.
It wasn't even funny. Everyone keeps saying your gone but i still cant believe them, you cant just stop existing like that, for some reason i have looked for you, even thought i know that you are not going to come back.
Every time i go there i look up at your door in vain, hoping you will open it and walk out or even just be behind it. But its covered over with sheets of tin. They smashed to door to get in, they couldn't lock it so they hammered it shut.
I drive up the street we used to walk along and i can see through your windows. The cupboard door wont shut, the hinges are broken.
Why aren't you here now?
We wont grow old together like you said we would.
He will never forget what he saw, they will always love you, they will always feel guilty, he will always blame himself and I will always wish I could have saved you, I tried, I failed and now your gone forever.
Your pink coffin makes me cry but the pain wont go away, but i dont want it too, its all i have to remember you.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Eat more fruit, plant more trees
learn to shoot, travel overseas
wash the dog, read a book, find three chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz and speak maltese, im meant to invent a better feta cheese
the highest they get is number two, cos number one on my list of things to do...is ...nothing.
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