Words of Wisdom 

~GO LIKE HELL!

~Ride it like ya stoled it!

~If it isn't a polaris get the f*ck out of the way!

~f*ck it, you only live once!

~Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

~Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

~Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

~ To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

~If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

~Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

~Save a hunter, kill a mong

~If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

~save a tree, eat a beaver

~Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top they become asses.

~ My other ride is your mom